Best WhatsApp Status Quotes

WhatsApp is a popular cross-platform instant messaging application. More than billions of people use WhatsApp to chat with their friends and family member. They’ve also introduced normal and video calling options too which has made them more popular. In your WhatsApp profile, you can add your name, a profile picture and even a status. WhatsApp status is a great way to express your emotions, you can either do that by adding a picture or a quote or anything that you feel like adding.

WhatsApp status quotes are popular amongst many people and they like to change the status according to their mood or their feeling.

We, at onepointblogs have compiled some of the best WhatsApp status quotes that are sure to grab your attention. Check out these cool status and let us know if you did like them by commenting down below.

Best WhatsApp Status Quotes

1. I don’t have an attitude problem, I just have a personality that you can’t handle.

2. I love buying new things but I hate spending money.

3. I’m not arguing, I’m simply tried to explaining why I’m Right.

4. I’m jealous my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.

5. I didn’t change, I just grew up. You should try it once.

6. We all are born to die, don’t feel more special than me.

7. I hate math, but I love counting money.

8. Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my WhatsApp status….

9. The Earth without “Art” is just “Eh”.

10. I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes CLOSED

11. God is really creative , I mean ..just look at me.

12. I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

13. Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.

14. I don’t care what people think or say about me, I was not born on this earth to please everybody.

15. I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We are on the same side now.

16. Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

17. I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

18. Yesterday I did nothing and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.

19. I’m in desperate need of a 6 month vacation… twice a year.

20. I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

21. I need Google in my brain.

22. I like to hang out with people that make me forget to look at my phone.

23. I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?

24. I started out with nothing and i still have most of it.

25. I Wonder What Happens When Doctor’s Wife Eats An Apple A Day…

26. Life is Short – Chat Fast!

27. Doing nothing is very hard thing to do…you never know when to finish.

28. People that Change Love status after 30 Sec… GF is the Reason…

29. A book-store is only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

30. My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!

31. Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.

32. If College has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking 🙂

33. The only time success comes before work is in dictionary.

34. Light travels faster than sound…that’s why people appear bright until they speak

35. I love my job only when I’m on vacation.

36. 80% of boys have girlfriends. Rest 20% are having brain.

37. Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.

38. I want someone to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

39. The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is “Salary is Credited”.

40. My bed is always extra comfortable when I need to get out of it in the morning.

41. I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them.

42. I love my six pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.

43. You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it…

44. Whoever says “Good Morning” on Monday’s deserves to get slapped..

45. C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping

46. Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.

47. If time does not wait for you, don’t worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.

48. Try to say the letter M without your lips touching.

49. If common sense is so common why is there so many people without it??

50. I’m just having an allergic reaction to the universe.

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